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How To Guide by Don Feathers (2018-05-23)

How To Survive A Volcano

The first rule is “Don’t jump in.” Go ahead and laugh it off. Ha ha very original. Now that you’ve got that out of your system consider the following.

While cinematic moments abound with people leaping into live volcanoes the gruesome truth is you’d probably need the assistance of a helicopter to do it, because before you even got close to the caldera either your boots would melt making walking impossible or you’d get suffocated by boring old poison gas. You might even slip and fall ... Read the full article →

How To Guide by Don Feathers (2018-05-17)

New And Improved IKYA 2.0 Second Relaunch The Sequel

It’s been a rough patch for this old rooster lately. The past few seasons have seen some health issues, career changes, etc that had me suddenly feeling my years and doing lots of internal examination about heavy subjects that just weren’t funny enough to write about at the time. I tried, but every time I wrote something it went to dark places which goes against my philosophy of helping you feel better after reading this stuff rather than worse.

Also pending legal issues came up, and ... Read the full article →

How To Guide by Don Feathers (2017-04-11)

Surviving the Era of Big Men

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A couple years ago someone made a movie in Germany where Hitler gets teleported into 2014 and wakes up in a world of selfies, cooking shows, refugee crises and feckless politicians spinning their wheels while hoping the next media distraction is enough to divert our attention from their incompetence. In other words it's a perfect world for someone on Hitler's level to fester and spread in the walls like a toxic fungus.

It was a pretty funny movie with lots of cute moments that ... Read the full article →

How To Guide by Don Feathers (2017-03-11)

Who Killed the Internet?

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I'd be horrified right now if it wasn't so entertaining. More hackers, more leaks, and more revelations are flooding the news cycle about how all our nic nacs and gadgets are collecting information on us to be used later against our interests. While the nothing to hide/nothing to fear crowd is doing their best to poh poh the headlines with their philosophic poison, it's starting to dawn on people that the internet we've all come to know, hate, and completely depend on is built on ... Read the full article →

How To Guide by Don Feathers (2015-05-14)


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It was a sad day at the local City Mill today. I was heading over to get some 10-2ag to rewire an outlet and get a little more juice to the compressor when the weekly ads near the door piqued my interest. Crocks 40% off! Well that's a no-brainer. Heading over to the Croc wall with fingers crossed hoping that they had the coveted Realtree Camo version in stock, a sudden sense of horror gripped me upon seeing on only ONE PAIR! Whaaaaat?

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